Latest News Do you even remember 2020?! Do our quiz of the year quiz | First Dog on the Moon By - December 24, 2020 0 321 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp 18237500 - businessman hand pointing to investment as concept Holiday Scott wearing his Hawaiian shirk. lol shirk! To this very day the Prime Minister is still not holding a hose or any of his ministers to account. Harried Henry the hose hating hartebeest. Ian the Climate Denialist Potato. All of the above. Never! He is just getting started! He’s working on his coup right now and he will win argle blargle praise the lord! He is – It is over he just doesn’t realise it yet which makes it even funnier. Unless it isn’t. At least we hope it is. Yes because 10,000 antifa raccoons and a skunk are about to storm the White House that will fix him. Not sure – meet me at Four Seasons landscaping and we can discuss it. Hive of border collies and he was licked to death. Previously undiscovered racist dinosaur (now working at News Corp). Previously undiscovered wombat adjacent creature? It was Mukupirna – a prehistoric sort of wombat the size of a large sheep (150kg). No please God no. It’s going great. Boris! Help! These are all wrong wrong including this one but like Brexit the Guardian quiz machine insists there is a right answer even when there isn’t one. IT IS TRUE. IT IS FALSE. Indeed it is most gravulous falserising enforced upon the English language by insoucianitary impetunists. Shut up you wordy twat. You just make these words up half the time it’s not on. Bats are the only mammals capable of continuous flight. After human beings, the bat is the pope’s favourite mammal. The so-called “Pope” (if that is even his real name) says when we are sinful we are like “human bats”. What a dropkick. One in five mammals on Earth is a bat. Without bats there would be no tequila. That was a guano of a year wasn’t it. A lot of people didn’t have a good 2020 but some did! Was it… SAD One cartoon this year suggested some nice things folks might do help them cope with Covid lockdown. Which is my personal favourite suggestion? Think about vegetables for a bit – they are AMAZING! how can vegetables help you today? – How can you help vegetables? The road to happiness runs through a veggie patch. Every day in every way work ceaselessly to dismantle white supremacist patriarchal capitalism and support your comrades in the struggle. Exercise and sleep are good and important for happiness- but you know that – try not to give yourself such a hard time about everything – you’re doing the best that you can. Read an adorable book about climate change for younger readers (10-14) written by a penury afflicted yet beloved children’s author/cartoonist. Even though I made all these answers up this is my quiz and I say that reading The Carbon-Neutral Adventures of the Indefatigable EnviroTeens is the best thing ever. This year Brenda the civil disobedience penguin engaged in loads of different wildly unsuccessful civil disobedience which was the most successful? This one – a number of coal enthusiasts were annoyed One bandicoot can dig more than 40 snoot holes an hour. At around 500 snoot holes a night that’s 13 kg of dirt every evening! Almost 5 tonnes a year per bandicoot. They make nests which are built with leaf litter and soil and sometimes feature a hollow nesting chamber. The bandicoots in our backyard moved into a rabbit burrow. Bandicoot snoot holes break through the hard ground to let water, seeds and nutrients in. They reduce fires by lowering fuel loads and spread important fungi that help plants deal with crappy Australian soils. Australia’s 8th Prime Minister James Scullin had a pet bandicoot named Monty. This is untrue – James Scullin was Australia’s 9th Prime Minister. You got… Challenge your friends Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share via Email Submit answers Topics Christmas First Dog on the Moon Australian politics Bushfires Donald Trump comment Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share via Email Share on LinkedIn Share on Pinterest Share on WhatsApp Share on Messenger Reuse this content
18237500 - businessman hand pointing to investment as concept
